We headed up to Helena this weekend. Our good friends Pete and Brooke (Brooke is my faithful commenter) got married on Sunday, and I was a groomsman. It was the first time we had been to Helena, and it was pretty fun. It seems like a cool place to live, but there's probably better (it's definitely better than Billings though because they have a lake). It was a lot of fun. I would have to say that the Grandpre family is the most hospitable family I know. They never cease to amp up the hostility every time we are around them.
Jake was my best friend growing up (see
this post), but once we graduated high school I became good friends with his older brother Pete in college (Jake went into the Marines). Ever since then, we've been like brothers. I was very honored to be in his wedding and excited to hang out with everyone. Thanks Pete.
Once again, traveling threw off Izzie's routine (just as we got back into one), so she wasn't a happy camper the first day and half of the second. Luckily by the time the rehearsal and the rehearsal dinner rolled around she was doing ok. Here we are at an Aunt and Uncle's house eating dinner.

After the dinner, the guys went out for an evening of fun. We took care of the important stuff first: shooting guns. Pete's Aunt and Uncle own the Helena landfill, and it was time to do a little bird control. Unfortunately when we arrived we didn't find any birds. There was one crow, but he was too far away to shoot (we know because we tried). Anyways, the event wasn't a total loss. Turns out that all of those crazy urges guys get to shoot random household items can be fulfilled at a landfill that happens to have an abundance of random household items. We blasted everything we could find (radios, coffee makers, cups, signs... you name it). Sure it stunk, but after about an hour, you couldn't smell it anymore. I was skeptical (you know... the whole dump thing), but I had a blast.

The sunset was amazing from the top of the garbage heap.

I should mention that the cops got called on us. The story goes that the neighbor to the dump is pissed that he can see the dump even though he bought the land an put a house on it long after the dump existed. So, he called the cops and told them that we were lighting fireworks off (illegal). When the cops got there and found us shooting rifles, pistols and shotguns at garbage (legal) they just laughed. I love Montana.
After our shooting spree, we dressed Pete up like a Wangsta and took him to a couple hick bars. It was great fun. People stared like crazy. A few hours later, I was snug in my bed with my wife.
Sunday was the wedding. It was a fabulous wedding. Brooke looked beautiful in her dress, and the guys... well, we looked good too.

Here is my beautiful family after the wedding. I don't know what Izzie's deal was, and I can't come up with anything creative to make it funny. I'll just let you laugh at the expression (or maybe ooh and ahh at how cute she is).

The trip home this morning was going well until we got to Bozeman. Just as we were headed out of Bozeman on the East side we ran into a problem. I was driving along at about 80 (like I do) when I noticed something off to the right in my peripheral vision. I looked over to see a hawk emerging from behind a nice big highway sign. He was just gliding along all peaceful like in the breeze blowing out of the canyon. There was a Chevy next to my and a car behind me, so there wasn't much I could do. The bird was only about 30 feet in front and 20 feet off to the side when I saw it. In the next half second my exact thought was "bird... birds always move... cars... don't do anything." Then I had just enough time to turn my head and lean over. The huge THWACK on the window woke up the baby and startled Lynnell. I briefly slowed down to make sure that nothing was wrong and that my windshield wasn't going to blow in on me. I looked in my driver side mirror (at least 2 seconds later) just in time to see the hawk hit the ground in the median. Everything was fine and I could still see well enough to drive, so I stuck my foot back in it and set the cruise back to 80. I looked over at the lady in the Chevy next to me, and by the look on her face you would have thought that I hit her. Her eyes were huge and her mouth was gaping open.


I had this 1/1000 of a second thought that was anger, but then I wasn't mad. I thought about it, and I would have been mad if the bird had only cracked it a little bit. You know, enough to put an ugly crack in the window, but not enough to justify a windshield replacement. I would have been bummed by that, but now that I definitely have to replace the window, I don't really mind it. Oh well. Windows are cheap and nothing bad happened. When I got home it only took a few minutes to vacuum up the glass that peppered me when the bird hit. Now it's a good story.
The Grandpre's (in true Grandpre hospitality and generosity) got Izzie a couple of gifts. Here is Lynnell and Izzie opening them.

Anyways, that was our wedding weekend in Helena. It was fun. Congratulations Pete and Brooke and many wishes.